Operation Northwest African Crustacean
a.k.a. "Third Time's The Charm"
a.k.a. "John Hodges Turns 50"

Bay City, Texas, 2008

In similar fashion to our New York and Philadelphia excursions, on Thursday, July 17, 2008, the Hodges siblings flew to Bay City, Texas to surprise one Mr. John Houston Hodges as he prepared to celebrate his 50th birthday. Much planning went into the event, including some red herrings (that Mr. Hodges didn't even notice. Oh, well. He's the master planner, not we.).

This visit was slightly different than others, in that Mr. Hodges' father and family friends the Herlins were also in attendance.

So that he wouldn't accidentally discover the surprise in his wife's e-mail, we attempted to disguise the subject lines to things that he would be completely disinterested in. Apparently, that was much more for our amusement than actually useful. Here are some samples:

Subject: Crustaceans of Northwest Africa
Subject: Piecrust Leaflet
Subject: Mouse Traps
Subject: Red Herrings
Subject: Oyster farming and more info on Pittsburgh steel companies
Subject: Recipe Question - Texas Chili

Mwah-ha-ha-hahhhhhhhh!

Just the pix, ma'am | some e-mails leading up to the event


Travelogue

Thursday, 7/17/08

The arrival. Bruce, Chris & Susan ease into town about 10:30 a.m. Seriously, perfect flight coordination. Seriously consider (but decline) the FREE upgrade to a Hummer.

First stop: Taco Cabana for some yummy Tex-Mex.

Drive to Bay City and meet Dad. The three-hour check-in. Hotel problems, including termites.

We meet the Herlins at Ricardo's for dinner and conversation.

6:30 we head to the Service Center (originally a USO building / historic Bay City structure). We remain outside and Cindy tells John there are irate people outside who claim they have the Service Center booked for the evening. He comes flying out to find US. He said he knew it would happen, but he didn't know where, when or how. “The Trio Erwegen” was his imaginary perfect implementation. Then the sound guy runs his $40K pickup truck smack into the telephone pole in the parking lot, and blows a transformer, knocking out the AC for part of the performance (in South Texas in July, you realize). 60 – 70 in attendance.

Visiting at the house after the performance.

Friday, 7/18/08

Breakfast at Diamond S. Sausage gravy, huevos rancheros.

Then to Bay City Antique Mall, Salvation Army, Green' Brothers Jewelry to visit Stephanie, and a great lunch at the cafe next door. Fantastic salad.

Hot and humid. Went into the Health Food Cottage for water. A great throwback to early days of "health food stores".

Then to H-E-B for some necessities. Met Crazy Karen for the first time. Discussed the idea that the H-E-B knockoff of Dr. Pepper, “Dr. B”, would actually be “Dr. Butt”. Think about that one. Several trips to Bubba's Bottle Shop during the weekend. Nice people, with a corkscrew. Then following an open petroleum tank on the back of a trailer, splashing fuel into the street.

“Party Room 408” opens for business.

Hinze's A&A Barbecue. Yum. Yum. Yum. Tons of Mrs. Baird's scary white, white bread. Chris got us three desserts to share: banana pudding (yum), peach cobbler (yum) and fresh-out-of-the-oven blackberry cobbler (YUM).

Friday night, “The Sound of Music”, with the Community Players of South Texas. Rachel as Maria, Jarred as Rolf, Brenna as Gretl, John as Max and the musical director, and Cindy as the director (and a cameo in the party scene.) The Russell-Ott family also involved as nuns. Plus, our favorite South-Texas Austrian Nazi sympathizer. “There's no time to set around!” Great!

Afterward at the house. A late visit with the family, including Louise. Yay!

Saturday, 7/19/08

9am breakfast at Fernandez. Yu-u-u-UM! Plate of eggs, potatoes with ranchero sauce, beans and corn tortillas.

Then to the Market Day on the plaza—spoon guy who makes wind chimes and jewelry out of silverware, and has a great sense of design. College football helmet wall clocks, “Texas Windchimes” made from beer bottles and beer cans. Near heat-stroke.

To K-2 Steakhouse for lunch with John and Jarred, with a huge salad bar, potato bar, and chicken fried steak. Back to Bay City Antique Mall.

A weird early-afternoon rainstorm that just made everything wetter (not cooler).

2:00 to STP (nuclear plant) for a fantastic, personal tour of the simulator and the training center. Chris thinks twice about causing a disaster.

Dinner at Las Fuentes—some good Mex-Mex (not Tex-Mex)! New place waiting for its beer/wine license.

A nice woman in the parking lot telling us all about the place, plus all about Matagorda Beach (dirty sand; great shells).

Sunday, 7/20/08

While B, C and S indulge in the obscene breakfast buffet (including three gravies, four meats, pancakes and pudding) at Golden Corral, Dad goes to church.

Then to Matagorda Beach; where we meet Crazy Karen (the H-E-B lady) AGAIN! She reveals she had an aneurysm in 1999. She doesn't remember us from H-E-B but remembers every dirty joke she ever heard, and tells us as many as we have time for. Then to Matagorda Bay / Beach. We buy a vehicle pass. “The sand may be a little loose, so be careful driving.” This may have been the best return on their beach pass dollar, as, about two minutes after purchasing our $5 pass, we are getting the rent car pushed out of the sand by three or four guys. Like the lady said, though, they have nice shells. Hotter than &%@* on the beach.

Back to lunch at Diamond S. To the King Dollar(-Nineteen), where they have lots of glittery eye makeup, Santo jewelry and a soap dispenser with little aliens floating on green liquid.

Then to the really cool Bay City Museum; among the highlights are an exhibit and artifacts from La Salle's La Belle, sunk in Matagorda Bay, being excavated via a cofferdam that has the seawater pumped out of it.

Dinner at Victoria's with the Hodges folks, then back to the Hodges crib for some visiting, swimming and more wine. A late-night Whataburger run, and we're done. Hodges brothers claiming that Susan's surprise will be tomorrow at breakfast in Bay City, to really surprise her AND save money.

Quote of the day: "That was quite enjoyable, once we got the car out."

Quote 2 of the day: "Yeah, but do they have pancakes and pudding for breakfast?"

Monday, 7/21/08

To Fernandez for breakfast again (Chris gets lunch in his never-ending cheese enchilada compare/contrast). Then we're off to Houston to the airport.


Just the Photos, Ma'am

The Trap is Set

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The Reveal

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Hangin' Out at the Hodges' Crib

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Diamond S - Breakfast

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Around Bay City and Matagorda

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Sound of Music

For Our Dining Pleasure

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STP

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Last Evening at Victoria's

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Some E-Mails Leading Up to the Event

From: Cindy Hodges
Sent: Monday, April 07, 2008 6:45 PM
To: Susan Ramlet
Subject: RE: Mouse Traps

Well, I finally have the household's activities for the summer on the calendar.  The community theater is doing The Sound of Music the weekends of July 18th and July 25th.  I am directing it, and more than likely many of the family will be in it (duh).  Either of those weekends would be great.  I could leave something laying around that would lead him to think you guys are trying to sneak in the weekend of Aug. 15th.  That would make some sense, since I think your dad may be coming then, so he would figure you guys were going to surprise them both, or are in cahoots with Dad!  Of course, it would be awesome if Dad came with you all and really gave a big surprise to John.  He would never guess that!  You should see if your Dad can work his trip in at the same time.  You all could stroll into the show!  The whole Hodges "core" would be together.  Just a thought!  Let me know what you come up with. C.


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:20 AM
To: Susan Ramlet; Houston Hodges; Cindy Hodges; Chris Hodges
Subject: Crustaceans of northwest Africa

Hi All,

 (Like the subject line?  He-he...)

 As I thought I recalled, the weekend of July 25-27 is definitely OUT.  An old college friend whom I haven't seen in 10 years will be in town, as well as Marc-Andre Hamelin's annual recital (about 8 of us go) on Saturday night.

 So the other one--sorry, what was it?--is fine, I'm sure.  All other weekends in July are OK, at this point.

 xoxo,

Bruce


From: Cindy Hodges 
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2008 12:52 PM
To: Susan Ramlet
Subject: RE: Crustaceans of northwest Africa

 It sounds like it is going to work!  Is the 17-21 good for Chris and Dad?  It was kind of hard to tell from the emails exactly.

 We are holding the auditions at the end of this month, so I won't know if he will be in the cast or not, though I would have to say that he probably will be.  He is also filling the job of Director of Music for the production, so he will definitely be there for all the performances, which opening night is Thursday, the 17th.

I think you guys should definitely surprise him at the show.  I could work something up for you guys.  Maybe tell him there is a group in the lobby that are steaming mad because they are sure that they have the place reserved for their group and they want us OUT!  He"ll want to rush and talk to "y'all" and will be a little worked up at the idea of a possible confrontation.  What a sweet relief it would be to see all of you instead!!!  Just let me know what you want.

From: Bruce Hodges
Sent: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 3:13 PM
To: Susan Ramlet
Cc: chris.hodges
Subject: Re: Your addled bro

Ahhh, I see.

Well, then, Dad just needs to make sure he does one of two things, EITHER/OR:

 1.  says he's had to change his plans, since say, August is too close to his visit to ME, for example (and of course doesn't mention US at all).  John would probably buy a solo visit from him, since he wasn't involved with Chris's surprise, so actually, it might be perfect that Dad is going then.

 2.  OR...he doesn't mention anything, and all FOUR of us surprise him.  (Along with the August red herrings we shall leave, of course.)

 How does that sound?

 B.

Susan Ramlet  wrote:

We haven't really settled. The thing I like about that is that Dad doesn't
have to lie.

But, there's a flaw: I was originally thinking that he would think Dad was
really coming in August, and that we were coming then or at some other
time. The thing is that John suggested August for Dad, so he might not
know how/why Dad came up with a different date...

Perhaps we need to write the story. What do you think?

> Hey Sis,
>
> I may not have fully grasped one of our red herrings, so just
> confirming...
>
> ...the idea is that John will think it's just Dad coming in July, is
> that it? And then we're going to make him think we're planning to come
> in August?
>
> Just double-checking so I get the drill right and don't BLOW ANYTHING!
>
> :-)))
>


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 4:48 PM
To: Susan Ramlet
Cc: Chris Hodges; 'Houston Hodges'
Subject: RE: Bruce's flights

 "The Machiavellian steamroller edges closer to its intended goal, mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...."

:-))

Susan Ramlet  wrote:

Fantastic! I’ve copied Dad on this so we’ve all got everyone’s flight info.

 WE’RE ON, MY FRIENDS!!!


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:11 PM
To: Susan Ramlet
Cc: Chris Hodges
Subject: RE: Your addled bro

Yes, that's what I meant, but now I don't think that's so good.  Does John know he is coming in July already? 

 If not, I'd say, just have Dad say he's coming, when he's coming, in July, and I doubt John would think any of us would be joining him at the same time...or would he? 

 Hm...let's ponder this...

 :-))

Susan Ramlet  wrote:

Regarding #2, do you mean that Dad doesn’t even say whether he’s coming in August or not? Or…if he were to say that he’s not able to come in August but will see what might work out otherwise? That wouldn’t be lying…

 One thing to think about is that John might be suspicious if he doesn’t get flight info for Dad, since Dad’s so meticulous about booking and sending right away. I wonder if Cindy could talk John into telling Dad to come that July weekend.

 So, we need an iron-clad white lie; ideally something that Dad doesn’t have to participate in, since he’s nervous about giving it away.

From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 3:13 PM
To: Susan Ramlet
Cc: Chris Hodges
Subject: Re: Your addled bro

 Ahhh, I see.

 Well, then, Dad just needs to make sure he does one of two things, EITHER/OR:

 1.  says he's had to change his plans, since say, August is too close to his visit to ME, for example (and of course doesn't mention US at all).  John would probably buy a solo visit from him, since he wasn't involved with Chris's surprise, so actually, it might be perfect that Dad is going then.

2.  OR...he doesn't mention anything, and all FOUR of us surprise him.  (Along with the August red herrings we shall leave, of course.)

 How does that sound?

 B.

Susan Ramlet  wrote:

We haven't really settled. The thing I like about that is that Dad doesn't
have to lie.

But, there's a flaw: I was originally thinking that he would think Dad was
really coming in August, and that we were coming then or at some other
time. The thing is that John suggested August for Dad, so he might not
know how/why Dad came up with a different date...

Perhaps we need to write the story. What do you think?

> Hey Sis,
>
> I may not have fully grasped one of our red herrings, so just
> confirming...
>
> ...the idea is that John will think it's just Dad coming in July, is
> that it? And then we're going to make him think we're planning to come
> in August?
>
> Just double-checking so I get the drill right and don't BLOW ANYTHING!
>
> :-)))


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:19 AM
To: Chris Hodges; 'Houston Hodges'; Susan Ramlet; 'Cindy Hodges'
Subject: RE: Red Herrings

 I concur!  Please thank her most heartily!  The surgery makes an iron-clad "excuse." 

So perhaps in August, "Pat will have to have a follow-up visit, which her doctor says can't be rescheduled, to make sure everything with the surgery is going OK." 

 :-))

Chris Hodges  wrote:

I have to congratulate Pat on really stepping up to the plate of subterfuge here by having surgery scheduled; I really think that's above and beyond the call of duty...

;-)

-----Original Message-----
From: Houston Hodges [mailto:hhodges1@hiwaay.net]
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:26 AM
To: Susan Ramlet
Cc: 'Bruce Hodges'; Chris Hodges; 'Cindy Hodges'
Subject: Re: Red Herrings


At 6:31 AM -0500 4/24/08, Susan Ramlet wrote:
>Dad,
>
>Does John think you're coming in August? We were thinking of these
>possibilities:
>
>1) You say nothing unless he asks
>2) You tell him the truth: you can't come in August and have
>been looking into other possibilities
>3) You or Cindy tell him you are coming in July (he might
>suspect, since he told you something different; Cindy could help by
>saying that she talked to you and y'all thought July would work
>out-which is also true)
>
>We just need to all have the same non-story.
>
>S.

Yes. I have told him to reserve late August, just this week, and he said of course. I've told him (truthfully) that Pat is having cataract surgery this summer which has made my plans iffy, but it looks like late August will be the only time I can come. (Actually Pat's surgery is sooner than that -- May!)

so I don't think he suspects *I* am coming for his birthday -- but that doesn't do anything about the possibility that some other scoundrels will be plotting something.


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 12:18 PM
To: Houston Hodges; Cindy Hodges; Christopher Hodges; Susan Ramlet
Subject: Re: Red Herrings

Again, gut feeling is that this is excellent!  Definitely "S, C & B" looks more authentic--like a note Cindy would write to herself, rather than to anyone else expecting to see it--and I suspect John might process it immediately, and then keep quiet, with anticipation! 

 The fake itinerary sounds superb.

 Deviant No. 1

Houston Hodges  wrote:

At 9:06 AM -0700 4/24/08, Bruce Hodges wrote:

>My first thought is that this is brilliant!!  :-))

 Woo-hoo, such great minds at work!

 :-))

Cindy Hodges <CindyHodges> wrote:

John definitely thinks that dad is coming in late August.  I could make a fake itinerary, print it out and leave it sitting where it "can be noticed."  I could hand scribble something like "Susan, Chris & Bruce ?" on it.  He will definitely expect some, if not all of you to be planning on coming, but this way he will think it is in August!  It would make sense to him since we will be so busy with the play he would never figure I would go for encouraging everyone to come during that high pressure time (so out of character for me).  I think it would be subtle enough that it would work.

 He is really kind of nosy and comes upon stuff when searching for "change" to deposit.  All I have to do is leave a little money on top of the itinerary and he is sure to find it!!!

 What do y'all think?  Let me know - Cindy

From Dad: 

I'm much taken with that idea.  If you scribble "S, C, & B?" so much the better.  In the meantime I can write him that I'd hoped to come earlier in August when there's less pressure from Rachel's return to college, but that because of the need to hang here to be available for Pat's follow-up eye care it will have to be late August.  Then I can send a fake itinerary.  I think just a schedule for arrival and departure would work, since I seldom forward the "official" airline itinerary, just send a note with dates and times.  I could send it to both of you, when I tinker with it to make it look authentic -- and it would be normal for you to print out a copy of it.  And then to add the question and "put it safely away so he won't see it" at a place he's sure to look.  Hmmmm....

 I'm not doing anything else until I get confirmation from you deviants (is that the noun that comes from "devious?")


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 2:11 PM
To: Chris Hodges; 'Susan Ramlet'; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Cindy Hodges'
Subject: RE: Crustaceans of northwest Africa

 EXCELLENT! 

 To avoid overkill, I will probably not do a similar e-mail, or if need be, will invent another story later on down the line.

 Hopefully John's mind's eye will gradually...gradually...you are getting very sleepy...yes...your siblings are coming in August...August...Aug...

 :-))

Bruce

Chris Hodges  wrote:

Attached is some correspondence with JHH; I hope I've done well. As you will observe, he now knows that the 7/19-20 weekend is not good for me, so if we're all surprising him it couldn't be then because Chris can't make it (heh, heh, heh)...

  (of course I'll turn this other gig down, if anyone was wondering)

From: Chris Hodges
To: John Hodges
Date: Mon, 5 May 2008 14:58:10 -0400
Subject: FW: Save the Dates

Bummer! It looks like we'll be rehearsing for Carmina Burana then (see below). Will Dad be coming out sometime? Maybe I could coordinate something with him...

 >-----Original Message-----
>From: Coopersmith
>Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:40 PM
>To: Chris Hodges
>Subject: Save the Dates

Hello,

 We have been working out the details for a few engagements with The Philadelphia Orchestra this summer. We have not been officially contracted as yet, so this email is for informational purposes only.

 The Orchestra has asked us to perform Carmina Burana at the Mann Center on 7/24. This would most likely involve one rehearsal with David and a piano/conductor rehearsal with Rossen Milanov earlier that week, and a dress rehearsal and performance on 7/24.

From John:

 Show? YES! I'm Max in the Soundf of Music. The first week is July 17-20, and Rachel is maria, Jarred is Rolf, Brenna is Gretl.

Must be a good weekend... We'll be busy the weekend nights, but if you casme like Saturday, and stayed over the weekend a bit, we won't have but one rehearsal for the following weekend (Wednesday before). I'll take a couple of days off. Let me know..

--- On Mon, 5/5/08, Chris Hodges  wrote:

From: Chris Hodges
Subject: Show?
To: "'John Hodges'" <john_hodgie@yahoo.com>
Date: Monday, May 5, 2008, 8:29 AM

Hey, bro!

 I was thinking I might come down sometime this summer; are you doing a show again? Maybe I could come then...


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:45 AM
To: Chris Hodges; 'Susan Ramlet'; Houston Hodges
Subject: RE: FW: Oyster farming and more info on Pittsburgh steel companies

 BWA-HA-HA...

 Boy, didn't realize the decrepit jokes were starting so soon...make sure to save some for July! 

 He-he...

B.

Chris Hodges  wrote:

OOOHHHH!

And thanks for offering to reserve under Ramlet; that's much better than my plan of going down to the courthouse and having my name legally changed to "Percival T. Winkerbottom" so no one would suspect...

-----Original Message-----
From: Susan Ramlet [mailto:Susan Ramlet]
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 6:58 PM
To: Houston Hodges; 'Bruce Hodges'; Chris Hodges
Subject: RE: FW: Oyster farming and more info on Pittsburgh steel companies


No, I only need one old and decrepit thing that weekend--John.

:-)

--
+tapped on a tiny phone keyboard; please forgive brevity and typos+

-----Original Message-----
From: "Houston Hodges"
To: "Susan Ramlet" ; "'Bruce Hodges'" ; Chris Hodges
Sent: 5/28/08 4:17 PM
Subject: Re: FW: Oyster farming and more info on Pittsburgh steel companies

Not the Bay City Inn, which is old and decrepit. I'd say any of the other brand names -- Econolodge, Holiday Inn Express, or Best Western Matagorda.

At 2:57 PM -0500 5/28/08, Susan Ramlet wrote:
>FYI, what I got back from Cindy. Dad, any recommendations?
>

>From: Cindy Hodges
>Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:57 PM
>To: Susan Ramlet
>Subject: Re: Oyster farming and more info on Pittsburgh steel companies
>
>NOT the Flamingo! It is very shady. Really gross. Though I really
>haven't stayed in the hotels around here, there are a couple down the
>street, and a couple of new ones not listed on Bruce's info. Your dad
>has stayed at a couple, so you might get some info from him. I can get
>you info on the new ones if you want, but they are on the other side of
>town. Not that that should matter too much, since the "other side of
>town" is not that far away! - C
>

>Susan Ramlet wrote:
>I remember Cindy mentioning the Econolodge at one time, but the
>Flamingo Motel sounds interesting!
>
>I can make all reservations under Ramlet, if needed.
>
>S.

>> Hi All,
>>
>> (Time for another red herring subject line!)
>>
>> So I'm starting to think about lodging, and found this page:
>>
>> http://www.cityofbaycity.org/index.asp?SID=35
>>
>> So Cindy, any light you can shed on these? I am assuming we all want
>> to stay in the same place, to make traveling and getting together
>> easier. Any of these more or less convenient to your house? Are
>> there others not listed here that we should consider? And I just
>> realized...will the person taking our reservation need to be
>> informed on the plan? All these "Hodges" names listed as arriving
>> might tip off someone unnecessarily! Should we use aliases?
>>
>> Cheers,
>> Bruce


From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2008 1:11 PM
To: Susan Ramlet; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Chris Hodges'
Subject: RE: Piecrust Leaflet

 I vote for Thursday.  And I like Cindy's idea just fine.  AND if the Herlins come, maybe THEY could appear FIRST (a minor surprise: John would think, "What the h--?") and then WE could storm in after that, asking "who are these people?"

 Bruce

Susan Ramlet  wrote:

So, we’re decided on 2 cars. What’s the final decision on show tix?

 Also, we need to work out the surprise. Cindy had suggested a great thing—that before the show, we are in the lobby, and Cindy goes back to tell John that there are these people there who claim they have the theater reserved for the evening. He’s all hyped up for the show and all and goes up to the lobby to use his best negotiating skills, and THERE WE ARE.

 Thoughts?

From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 11:22 PM
To: Susan Ramlet; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Chris Hodges'
Subject: RE: Piecrust Leaflet

 Yes, yes, let's do it--makes life easier for all. 

xoxo,

B.



From: Bruce Hodges 
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 10:53 AM
To: Susan Ramlet; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Chris Hodges'
Subject: Re: Piecrust Leaflet

 He-he..."Piecrust Leaflet"...hoo-boy, hope THAT doesn't grab any attention!  That really made me laugh...

 Thanks, Susan, for collating the times and giving this some thought.  I think realistically that we might need two cars, especially if we do something with the FIVE of us.  But maybe not.  I'm trying to visualize how we might move about, what plans we might make, etc.  And after the trap--er, I mean, surprise--has been sprung, we may not have to pile into one car.

 But if we *did* have just one car: Dad, are you OK having other people drive?  I don't want you to think for a minute that you would have to be chauffeuring people around.  But if we shared the cost, all those with driver's licenses could help out with the piloting.

 Cheers,

Bruce, Not Making any Piecrust at the Moment

Susan Ramlet  wrote:

So, Dad arrives Wed and will be in town already, with a car The other three arrival times  at IAH are very close to each other:

S 9:50am

B 10:30am

C 10:36am

 I don’t know of a central meeting location at Bush, so here’s my proposal: Assuming our actual arrivals are before 12:30, Bruce, Chris and I will meet at Chris’ gate, no matter who arrives last.  (I’m fine having breakfast/lunch at IAH and waiting for folks if necessary).

 We then have a couple of options:

 1)      The cheap option which may have more hassles: Dad can pick us up somewhere around Terminal A (where Chris arrives)

2)      The more expensive option with possibly fewer hassles: B, C and I can share a car and meet Dad in Bay City. We’d then have two cars between the four of us—and I’m willing to share cost of one or two vehicles between the four of us, if you all are.

 Thoughts? Opinions? Better proposals?


From: Rachel Hodges 
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2008 8:54 PM
To: 'Chris Hodges'; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Bruce Hodges'; Susan Ramlet
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music

I would suggest showing up at the Service Center around 6:30-6:45 ish.  The Service Center is on Avenue M (off of Highway 35/7th Street) right next to Church's Chicken.  I'm sure that Victoria's would be open for you all to go to--a restaurant farther out of town would be Ricardo's (which is just as good, if not better) and is another option if you guys are looking for some good Tex-Mex.

 Grandpop--tell the Herlins show time is 7:30 on Thursday, tickets are 15 dollars at the door (coffee and dessert is provided as well.) 

 After the show on Thursday, you guys are more than welcome to come over to the house as well.  It should end around 10 or so, so if you're up to an hour or so of hanging out at the Hodges' Crib, that would be great!  I'm sure most of Friday afternoon/evening save the performance will be spent together, and no real plans on Saturday or Sunday (which is best, I think!)

 So, Thursday surprise, Friday show.  Sounds good to me!  I'll let the madre know. 

--- On Sat, 7/12/08, Susan Ramlet  wrote:

From: Susan Ramlet
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music
To: Rachel Hodges, "'Chris Hodges'" , "'Houston Hodges'" , "'Bruce Hodges'"
Date: Saturday, July 12, 2008, 1:08 PM

I’m good with the show on Friday.

 Thursday we can hang out either at our motel or at your house; we can find dinner somewhere (the Mexican place, if it’s open). Don’t worry about what we do.

 What time will everyone be getting to the Service Center Thursday? If we want to surprise him before the show, what timeframe would be good?

 We will give you all of our cell numbers so you can reach any of us Thursday (or before).

 S.

From: Rachel Hodges 
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 1:41 PM
To: Chris Hodges; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Susan; Bruce Hodges
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music

Oh, well I'd hate to look like one of THEM; so "traveling" it is...haha...

I can pretty much guarantee you that my dad's schedule for that Thursday is going to be consumed with play-oriented stuff, as in, he may be around and about town a little, but mostly at the Service Center getting everything ready for opening night!  We can call you guys ahead of time if he makes an announcement that he's going to Wal-Mart or something just to be safe, but the odds of you bumping into one another are pretty slim, I'd say.

 I would imagine you guys would only want to see the show once; granted it ought to turn out to be a pretty decent performance, but honestly, once is enough, haha!  (Unless you really have nothing better to do, which in Bay City can be more often than you all are probably used to.  :)  I think because opening night is going to be hectic enough as it is, to show up in the lobby on the Thursday performance would really be the icing on the cake.  And because opening night performances usually aren't the best of the lot, actually seeing the show on Friday MIGHT be a better choice.  I don't know what you all would do Thursday night while we're all up at the Service Center, but I guess every night you all will be here will be sucked up with the performances as it is...

 And way to keep the air of mystery/suspicion about it, Uncle Bruce.  I'm pretty darn positive Dad doesn't know about anything.  (He even took off vacation from work for Grandpop's assumed August visit...poor guy.  We're planning a mini vacation to Galveston or Corpus Christi or something so it doesn't go completely to waste.  haha!)

--- On Thu, 7/10/08, Bruce Hodges  wrote:

From: Bruce Hodges
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music
To: "Chris Hodges" , "'Rachel Hodges'" , "'Houston Hodges'" , "'Susan Ramlet'"
Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:54 AM

I'm fine with any plan, truly!  Somehow I think "opening night" has even more of a "special" quality about it, but either one, really, is OK. 

(Now just to ask the question: I am assuming we won't be going more than once?)

 PS, had a nice chat with John on the phone last night.  I threw out another bit of TRUE information: that I'm house-sitting in Greenwich Village until mid-August, and wished he could come visit.  (Hoped for translation: Bruce can't get away!)  Little does he know...

 And John mentioned that Dad is "coming in August," he-he...and I may have detected a slight pause, an ever-so-tiny radar screen going up, trying to detect in my voice any indication that OTHER PEOPLE might be joining him.  But I just said "Oh how nice..."

 Truly, he does know something is being planned, but I think he has NO idea "when."

 Cheers,

Bruce

Chris Hodges  wrote:

In the immortal words of the Emerald City Gatekeeper: "Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color!"

You mean we don't have to go to Wharton to see you? Really? I'm ecstatic (Cue shot of Julie Andrews spinning like an insane person in the Alps). I mean, not that we wouldn't drive there happily to see you, but this makes things much more convenient - maybe the Friday show would be better in that case, since we could still spring the trap on Thursday. Thoughts?

(And Thursday Note: can someone discreetly ascertain the mark's schedule then; we don't want to run into him accidentally before the hit.)

 Uncle Chris

 (and my best sources tell me traveling (US) /travelling (UK) is another one of those colorful (or colourful) differences between the Brits and us, so they're both technically right, but if you use two "L"s you'll look like one of THEM!...)

-----Original Message-----
From: Rachel Hodges 
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2008 12:37 AM
To: Chris Hodges; 'Houston Hodges'; 'Uncle Bruce'
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music

Ah, see but the performances are in Bay City, not Wharton.  The Bay City community theater is doing something big for once.  ha!

 So, it wouldn't be much of a pain/a whole lot of wasted gas (nearly 4 bucks a gallon really stinks, by the way) if you all just showed up to surprise him on Thursday and didn't actually see the show until Friday.  Would you guys be up to sitting through a 2+ hour performance on the same day you come into town?  With travelling (two L's in "travelling" or one?  I can't remember...) and all that, I know I would be in a pretty exhausted/moody/practically slobbering on myself due to a sleep-induced coma sort of disposition...lol.

--- On Wed, 7/9/08, Susan Ramlet  wrote:

From: Susan Ramlet
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music
To: "'Chris Hodges'" , Rachel Hodges, "'Houston Hodges'" , "'Uncle Bruce'"
Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 9:03 AM

Naw, your head’s the coolest, man.

 Cindy’s idea of us being in the lobby of the theater for the surprise is great—but we could see the show either night, as far as I’m concerned. There used to be a nice little restaurant in Wharton right by the theater, so we could have dinner there, maybe.

 From: Chris Hodges 
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 8:27 AM
To: 'Rachel Hodges'; 'Houston Hodges'; Susan Ramlet; 'Uncle Bruce'
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music

 I guess you're right, Rachel; if I'd thought the matter through I'd have realized that although my Liesl could be a rare treat for Wharton theatergoers, singing a love duet with my nephew would make the idea sort of creepy...

We're coming in Thurs; we could surprise him earlier in the day, but if we're driving to Wharton to surprise him at the show we should go to the show then (IMHO, but cooler heads may prevail).

-----Original Message-----
From: Rachel Hodges 
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 2:51 PM
To: 'Houston Hodges'; Susan Ramlet; 'Uncle Bruce'; Chris Hodges
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music

We could throw a braided wig and frilly pink dress on you and I'm sure we could pass you off well enough, though I'm fairly sure the uncle/nephew pairing is bound to be illegal in one way or another...=)

 What day will you guys be coming into Bay City? 

--- On Tue, 7/8/08, Chris Hodges  wrote:

From: Chris Hodges
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music
To: "'Houston Hodges'" , "Susan Ramlet" , "Rachel Hodges" , "'Uncle Bruce'"
Date: Tuesday, July 8, 2008, 9:09 AM

What are you saying about my portrayal of Liesl??? One critic called it "interesting" (although another said, "The grotesque travesty of Mr. Hodges' Liesl left this reviewer physically ill.")

 To weigh in: Since I've heard that the Max, Gretl, Rolf (and of course the Maria) will all give exceptional performances (and will be in all shows, yes?), (and I like the idea of stoking your Dad up by being at the opening night performance if you think it wouldn't be too distracting...)

 Thoughts?

-----Original Message-----
From: Houston Hodges [mailto:hhodges1@hiwaay.net]
Sent: Saturday, July 05, 2008 9:36 AM
To: Susan Ramlet; Rachel Hodges; 'Uncle Bruce'; Chris Hodges
Subject: RE: The Sound of Music

I'm good either evening, too -- but we want to do the surprise before the Thursday show, in the lobby.

At 7:25 AM -0500 7/5/08, Susan Ramlet wrote:

I'm good with either evening!

 From: Rachel Hodges
Sent: Friday, July 04, 2008 3:36 PM
To: Uncle Bruce; Uncle Chris; Grandpop; Aunt Susan
Subject: The Sound of Music

 So, my mom wanted me to ask what night you all wanted to come and see the show.  Opening night is Thursday the 17th, so you could come then, or Friday the 18th.  We're trying to plan it so the better actress is playing Liesl (its double cast, and one is considerably weaker than the other.)

 I hope everyone is having a great Independence Day!

 Love,

Rachel